Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
jane and the handmaid both share a few similarities in how they were both manipulated since birth by the condesce and doc scratch (to different degrees ofc) so they’d eventually become their servants. jane is a green character that’s forced to wear red and the handmaid is a red character that’s forced to wear green. yes this is a reach but i still find it interesting
if you want to run a successful tumblr blog you should change your blog title to Angela or Sarah and then have your first post be a video of 2 people having sex. simple as that
if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don’t perform androgyny to a level you approve of i’m omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps
Also, if you call a genderqueer person cis because you don’t understand their complex relationships with genders you owe me your kneecaps for my dog and your liver for my cats.
And if you insist that a cis person has to be trans because they’re gender non-conforming and don’t like having gender roles forced on them then I’m gonna turn you into compost.
if you call an intersex person anything other than the label they personally identify with, I’m on my way with a label gun modified with nails to crucify you with “asshole” stickers
